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About Me Deviant Member zombiejessiFemale/United States Recent Activity
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Right ... so I've been sort of busy and only have time to do sketches. I haven't had time to experiment or do the watercolors I want to do. Why is that? Because life sucks and doesn't like me to do what I want to do.

Okay, I lied, not about being busy, but doing what I want to do. I've just sort of had an art-block, if it needs to be named something.

I might switch to digital art only because the sketch books/art I do is twice the size of the printer and I really am to lazy to fuss over piecing art together.

So, in all aspects I'm procrastinating. I sort of hate that it had come to this, but there's nothing more I wouldn't do than to get back to doing realistic arts. (Those of which won't be posted on DA anytime soon. It is something I will be getting a separate account for. Which I keep saying I will and never do.) {FAIL}

So, if you think I should get off my ass and do arts, leave a message. Otherwise, patience my dear followers. For I too suffer from the real life bug.

Thank you for your patience and understanding the weird rambling thoughts of a crazy zombie.

Love you long time

Jess
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: the dog snore
  • Reading: this page
  • Playing: with a gum wrapper
  • Drinking: coffee

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So, you want to stalk me, then fine I'll tell you the basics of what is Zombie Jessi.

I am a bitch, yeah, I said it. Don't let the wise ass title fool you, I'm that and so much more. Cynicism and sarcasm is what I base life on. I love books, the smell, the feeling of the pages and the world written in that oh so common typescript, so for all you who use those electronic e-readers, how dare you!

I hate hate hate people who are rude, loud and selfish. I hate people who talk on their cell phones constantly, (that includes texting, there's nothing that important for you to text constantly to someone.) I hate people who are in a hurry, sure, I'm not a person to procrastinate things, but come on, who really needs to be there three seconds quicker or have their things a minute or two faster than someone else? I hate people who smack gum, talk loudly in restaurants or ignore their screaming children.

What I do love is art, music and the outdoors. I love being alone, by myself in the wilderness. I stay off the beaten path, yes, I do it to be away from annoying people. I like people who take the time to help others with no possibility of reward. Really, people who help because they receive something for their supposed goodwill really aren't helping.

Sports runs my life. I'd rather watch a football game than hang out with people. I do like having people over to watch the game, but trash talking about my team is a straight ticket out the door. Yeah, I don't like people talking crap about a team I love. So hah.

I watch black and white movies, new movies don't cut it anymore. They're all remakes and nothing but mindless action. Old movies have great story lines because back then they didn't have the effects you do today. Yes, I'm old school, get off my back.

I'm not an anime buff, but I do like some. I can copy most anime/art styles and can just about draw any loony toon character out there. I do my own art, but the more personal realistic art I keep to myself. Especially those of family and friends or of their pets. Those don't need to be put up on the internet.

Which reminds me, to all you twitter, facebook or what ever media users, really, you post all that personal stuff up there? One of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't cherish privacy. Privacy is one of the last God given freedoms. (Of course he knows everything,) but honestly, changing your relationship status each time you have a fight with your boyfriend, posting pics of you drunk, puking in a toilet or just plain absurd crap should not be shared.

Keep that stuff to yourself, what get's posted online will never be revoked. It's there permanently.

Zombie out.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The dark side of the moon.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: You're joking right?
  • Print preference: Nunya
  • Interests: Art, obviously.
  • Favourite movie: Three words... Fuller Brush Man
  • Favourite band or musician: If you're a true fan of music, you wouldn't have one.
  • Favourite genre of music: Indy, if anyone cares to know what that is.
  • Favourite artist: Don't really have a favorite, sorry to disappoint you.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King, who doesn't like someone who's twisted.
  • Favourite photographer: I'll tell you a secret... It's not a secret, it's Ansel Adams Dur.
  • Favourite style of art: Really, you're going to ask me that?
  • Operating System: Forget Vista or 7, XP FTW!
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod Classic, need I say more.
  • Shell of choice: What? You're sick...
  • Wallpaper of choice: Black and White photograph of a road covered in mist... bleh
  • Skin of choice: You're really asking me this?!
  • Favourite game: Left 4 Dead and Mario, you really think there's anything better? Prove it.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii and XBOX. Because I said so.
  • Favourite cartoon character: No.
  • Personal Quote: When life gets tough, kick some ass.
  • Tools of the Trade: What do you think I am, technologically gifted?! Pencil and Paper are the only way I can do art.

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:icontoxicblack:
xD Jessi~! *glomps*
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:iconzombiejessi:
^ w ^ You don't mind me stalking your da right?

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Don't defy me, it can't be done. Consciousness is what I am, and I know what's right and wrong. Can you stay on the path that is good, or have you strayed from it, swallowed in the pit of lies and despair. I do not pity you, you've lost my sympathy.
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:icontoxicblack:
xD No I don't mind~!
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:iconzombiejessi:
YAY! -luffs-

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Don't defy me, it can't be done. Consciousness is what I am, and I know what's right and wrong. Can you stay on the path that is good, or have you strayed from it, swallowed in the pit of lies and despair. I do not pity you, you've lost my sympathy.
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thanks for watching;
please be sure to check on my main: [:iconanime-freak124:]


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this is my main account, where stuff really does count :) [anime]

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:iconzombiejessi:
Of course. -loves watching for new art-

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Don't defy me, it can't be done. Consciousness is what I am, and I know what's right and wrong. Can you stay on the path that is good, or have you strayed from it, swallowed in the pit of lies and despair. I do not pity you, you've lost my sympathy.
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:iconyoco-chan:
Hey :wave:
Thanks allot for the watch and the fav!! :glomp:
I appreciate it!! :heart:

I will add you to if you dont mind ^.^

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I took an arrow in the knee :ohnoes:
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:iconzombiejessi:
Hey, no problem. You have talent and I want to keep watch of new art to come.

Thanks for adding me.

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Don't defy me, it can't be done. Consciousness is what I am, and I know what's right and wrong. Can you stay on the path that is good, or have you strayed from it, swallowed in the pit of lies and despair. I do not pity you, you've lost my sympathy.
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:iconyoco-chan:
Aw :blushes:
You are welcome!, you are very talented aswell, I love your pencil colouring/work!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I took an arrow in the knee :ohnoes:
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:iconzombiejessi:
Thanks. I'm hoping to constantly improve. I'm no professional artist though ROFL.

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Don't defy me, it can't be done. Consciousness is what I am, and I know what's right and wrong. Can you stay on the path that is good, or have you strayed from it, swallowed in the pit of lies and despair. I do not pity you, you've lost my sympathy.
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